we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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