I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dick has a subreddit
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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