I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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