ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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