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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(916): View more from California

She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.

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(813): View more from Florida

We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious

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(716): View more from New York

I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up

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