hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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