Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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