shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
