She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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