Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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