if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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