chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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