we have officially lost it.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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