The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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