i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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