just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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