i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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