went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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