turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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