Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I intend to get homeless drunk
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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