It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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