he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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