I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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