how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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