I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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