nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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