i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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