PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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