it was like his penis was on wheels.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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