You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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