I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize