we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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