Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
