Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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