Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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