You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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