Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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