Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You ruined the universe
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