My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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