my room smells like sperm. sweet.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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