His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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