At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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