Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Someone shattered a urinal.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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