Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
