Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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