dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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