I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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