just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it's like heaven, but drunker
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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