He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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