Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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