Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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