yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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