the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You took a bar mat shot.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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