People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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