This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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