thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
