I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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