WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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