We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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